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Please refresh the page and retry. N ot for the first time, I find myself looking at the results of a poll and thinking: who are these people? Now, look. I took this as a personal challenge and now have it down to twenty grand. M oney beats everything simply because it enables everything. T he answer, I suppose, must be: people less hidebound and neurotic than me.
The kind of lucky people who can use sex and sleep as an escape rather than consistently having to make them the first sacrifices on the frontline of anxiety. Until now I was always able to comfort myself with the thought that they were in the minority and the rest of us were staggering along as best we could, indulging in pleasant pastimes only when the rest of life lined up sufficiently to allow a window of opportunity.
I have what I earn and what I can save, and so I must always spend much of my mental and physical energy making sure I do enough of both. Of course it would be wonderful if the results of this study were to be reproduced by other researchers, proving that we are far simpler, better, less avaricious and grasping a race than we have always been told.
B ut I suspect what it actually says is that we are chronically sleep-deprived and those few who are still managing to get their full quota of this vital activity appear so well next to others that they fly almost literally off the scale. The rest of us have brains so addled that we cannot think straight — or rank other activities sensibly. We urge you to turn off your ad blocker for The Telegraph website so that you can continue to access our quality content in the future.
Visit our adblocking instructions page. Telegraph News. Cold, hard, cash: beats sex and sleep every time Credit: PA. Money beats everything simply because it enables everything. We've noticed you're adblocking.