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The then-fledgling music-video channel flew Jefferis and a pal from Phoenixville, Pa. I took a sip and asked for more. During the show, Jefferis got smashed in the face with cake and showered in champagne by the band members, then he went backstage, where there was a feast of lobster, filet mignon and cocaine.
The two of us wound up together in the shower. After that, things got fuzzy. Unbeknownst to MTV, Jefferis had suffered brain trauma a couple of years earlier, as a result of falling 13 feet in a stairwell, and was not equipped to handle Van Halen-level partying.
But he still had another day of partying with the band. So Alex Van Halen told him to shotgun a ounce beer. By the time Jefferis got home, he was sleep-deprived, in pain and happy to be back at his job as a stock boy at Gimbels. The contests sometimes ended in sex, chaos or with winners owing thousands of dollars. There was no shortage of innovative MTV contests in the s: That [first] one stayed on our books for five years before we wrote it off. She, her then-husband and their three children happily moved into the Sayreville, NJ, digs.
But it came with drawbacks. But the big downside arrived a year later. So cool that the fabricators who had provided it to MTV angled to get it back. They offered to throw in a Corvette. Not long after, McLynn wished he had taken the deal. Adding insult to injury, McLynn had signed an agreement that forbade him from displaying the car for money. He ended up storing the immobile vehicle in an industrial park: After 13 years, he sold it for a low six figures. When a viewer snagged a trip to see prog-rockers Asia play Tokyo, she flew there with MTV talking head Mark Goodman, among others.
Recounting the incident to The Post, Goodman recalled: The concession stands [at the concert] were closed, and we were starving. The winner quickly shook hands with the Police before we went to our seats — way up in the stadium. The winner was screwed from beginning to end and he started arguing with his wife in front of everyone. So we had to circle over Philadelphia until it finished. Van Halen winner Jefferis remembers lawyers being less involved with his trip — which now seems like the fever dream of a different era.